Reading Is Important

john adamsOther Person: Thomas Jefferson was the second President.

Me: I don’t think that is correct.

OP: Sure it is.

Me: No, I really don’t think so.

OP: Who was it then?

Me: John Adams.

OP: No, It was Thomas Jefferson. I saw the movie.

Me: I read the book.

Google Maps Explains The Differences Between Chicago And New York

I have been asked to explain the differences between Chicago and New York, having lived in both for a number of years. I am asked this more frequently by people from Chicago. I have struggled to quickly and accurately illustrate the fundamental difference in a way that will be meaningful for Chicagoans, and finally, Google Maps “traffic” function has provided the answer.

Here, then, is the essential difference between the two cities.  (Similar elevation.)

My Meme Band Seems Sad

I tried that “make a random album cover” meme from Best Week Ever (where you use random quotes, Wikipedia articles, and Flickr to create an album cover for a fake band) and I got this. My band seems like a sad solo artist. Cheer up, dude.

Update: I tried again and got a happier guy.

Ok, last one, I swear to god.

Twitter Updates for 2009-01-05

  • A “10 Best American Movies Of All Time” list from the NYT that includes “Groundhog Day.” I love Groundhog Day! http://snipr.com/9hntr #

Twitter Updates for 2009-01-01

  • IKEA curtains, you will not win. I am woman. Hear my cordless drill. #
  • Thank you to everyone who has been congratulating us. There are so many of you! You’re all so nice! Hugs for everyone! Even Comcast! #

Twitter Updates for 2008-12-31

Twitter Updates for 2008-12-30

  • Today I was kicked by a man who was jogging in a denim skirt. It hurt. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-12-28

  • omg vienna beef hot dog stand in philly??? #

Twitter Updates for 2008-12-25

  • Jalopnik’s Top 11 Car Lists http://snipr.com/92zl0 One of them was my idea! I’m a cool car person now! #
  • Life is not like a box of chocolates. Boxes of chocolates have MAPS so you see which ones are coconut, and it’s all f-ing chocolate anyway. #

Twitter Updates for 2008-12-24

  • Great. e-mailing people in your sleep is called z-mailing. As if I didn’t already have enough shit to worry about. #
  • Sun-Times re: man who nearly died of hypothermia: “It was not immediately known whether the man is a Bears fan or a Green Bay Packers fan. #