I was riding the N train towards Manhattan and, as we were going over the bridge, one guy leaned over to another guy and said, “Yo, I invented something.”

The second guy asked what he invented. The first guy said, “A stroller with ice skates instead of wheels.”

The second guy replied, “Why would anyone need that shit?”

“So you don’t have to pay the babysitter when you want to ice skate,” said the first guy.