So I made the mistake of storing some nice down quilts at someone’s house and it turns out that they were serious smokers, so now I’ve got $500 in intermittently yellow quilts. I washed them and they smell fine now, but they’re kinda gross looking.

Anyhow, I tried typing my problem into Google and the most depressing question ever spat back at me. Now I just can’t stop laughing.

Meg: …and I found the world’s most depressing question
Meg: are you ready for this
Friend: i am
Meg: “How do i get vomit out of feather pillows?”
Meg: I can’t stop laughing at this question.
Friend: good query
Meg: Is it just me?
Friend: it’s funny… until you think about it
Friend: especially if you’re a parent of a young child
Meg: I think the answer is, “You don’t.”

I’m still snickering about this and I really don’t know why. Does anyone know how to turn cigarette smoke stained down quilts white again?