I never buy coffee but today I was like “Hey, it’s nice outside, let me get a muffin and a coffee!” I walked to Dunkin’ Donuts where I had the following frustrating conversation:
Dunkin’ Donuts: “Regular coffee? Milk? Sugar?”
Me: “No sugar.” (shaking head)
DD: “Sugar?”
Me: “No sugar.” (shaking head harder)
DD: “Sugar?”
Me: “Milk. No sugar.”
I got sugar.
Of course, I didn’t notice until I got half way home because it was too hot to drink at first. Had to pour that shit out. This is what I get for not making my own coffee. I deserved it.
Comments (5)
At least they didn’t give you Diet Coke.
If they had given you Diet Coke, you wouldn’t have gotten the sugar.
But she wouldn’t have gotten milk either.
In Dunkin-speak you need to say “milk only.” Saying “sugar” in combination with any other words (including “no”) will get you sugar every time.
I much prefer to add my own half-and-half, and then if it is bad coffee sugar. I hate when other people add it for me, even grandma.