Advice: If you are so drunk that you are incapable of walking without doing that “oh shit an alligator is chasing me” side to side swerve thing, and are urinating on someone’s front steps at 4:43 pm, in extremely bright daylight, on heavily trafficed street in Brooklyn– just let me pass by you. Don’t start walking as if you weren’t peeing, while you are still peeing. I can see that you are peeing, in fact, once you start walking it has a very noticeable sprinkler effect. I do not want it to get on me. Thank you.