Freakonomics is looking for a six word inauguration speech for Obama — in the vein of that six word biography book, Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure.”

Despite my extreme obscurity, no one asked me to contribute to that book, but for what it’s worth here’s what I would have submitted:

“I’ll think of something better later.”

As far as Obama, how about: “Relax, I’m not really from Illinois.”