We join Meg and Phil as Phil is explaining that the “twist” ending of “7 Pounds” is obvious and sucks. Meg is about to try to guess the twist.

Meg: When I saw the trailer, it seemed like he was going to kill himself and give his organs to a bunch of people.
Phil: Win.
Meg: I can’t believe that’s really the plot of that movie.
Meg: I was in denial.
Phil: That’s how I was with the Village
Meg: It would have been better if he’d found an asshole to kill.
Phil: No shit. Great call.
Phil: The reason he does it is even worse. He wants to save 7 people because he killed 7 people in a car accident, including the woman he loved
Phil: And at the very end, Rosario Dawson, his new love with his heart, stares into Woody’s eyes and has a wistful memory of that lovely gent.
Phil: And he kills himself by taking a bath with his pet jellyfish.
Phil: Damn, the more I tell you about this shit the more I realize I should have taken this thing as a comedy.
Meg: Wait, seriously? Jellyfish?
Phil: Yeah, I watched it all wrong.
Phil: It just stings him to death and he lays there holding onto the shower curtain for support.
Meg: You’re not making this up, are you?
Phil: No.
Phil: Jellyfish, indeed.
Meg: Jesus.