I tried that “make a random album cover” meme from Best Week Ever (where you use random quotes, Wikipedia articles, and Flickr to create an album cover for a fake band) and I got this. My band seems like a sad solo artist. Cheer up, dude.
Update: I tried again and got a happier guy.
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MentalFloss has a list of the supposed best puns in the world. I hate puns. They cause me actual physical pain deep down inside my guts… just to the left of where the menstrual cramps are typically located. Enjoy. [MentalFloss]
Thomas: how do I even vote who is worse
Meg: ahahha
Thomas: who kills internet or who kills cats
Meg: i know
Thomas: that’s not even fair megh fuck that
Meg: ahaha.
He has nothing left to live for without internet and cats.
Every single day at around 2:40 my laptop completely freaks out and starts “thinking” really hard about something. While it’s doing this every program (especially Firefox) acts psycho. All attempts to find whatever this stupid “task” is and disable it have failed. Argh.