Friday, August 22nd, 2008
Do not play this game. It is like crack. You will play it a couple times, keep getting better, and then you will realize that in order to get high score you must dedicate your life to the game. And then you will, of course, do just that. Warning. Do not play.
Thursday, August 7th, 2008
Garfield Minus Garfield is going to be published as a book. I’m so pleased.
Thursday, July 31st, 2008
Finally getting around to uploading some of my photos from this summer. Here’s a set of pictures from my first Yankee game. It got a little wet…
Today I saw a guy riding a unicycle. He was an older guy. Thin. Looked like a high school physics teacher. He was riding the unicycle (badly), across a busy street, while carrying his dry cleaning. I thought to myself, “At what point do you decide, ‘yes, I am now good enough at the unicycle to use it to pick up my dry cleaning.’” Whenever that point was, he was incorrect.
I love the White Sox, but they needed to lose in this case.
Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
I’ve taken some time to think it over and decided that I’m very pleased with where we landed on Vanity Fair’s blogopticon. Very newsy. Slightly scurrilous.
Thank you, Vanity Fair. One of these days I’ll put together my philosophy of consumer news blogging (and how it is infinitely more asskicking than traditional MSM consumer coverage) in a form that is fit for human consumption. One day!
Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
I hope that M. Night continues to make movies so that this person can continue to write lists of silly things that happen in them. [New Republic]
Is it the ’80s again? Yes!
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
Phil: M. Night: “If The Happening makes a billion dollars, we will be happy for the producers but I am not going to be loved any more or any less. My movies don’t get acclaim the day they come. I have to wait longer.”
Meg: what
Phil: he’s ahead of his time
Meg: so is diarrhea
Phil: haha
Do not play this game. It is like crack. You will play it a couple times, keep getting better, and then you will realize that in order to get high score you must dedicate your life to the game. And then you will, of course, do just that. Warning. Do not play.